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Words for Women to Live By
December 31, 2009 by Honey, under Funny Stuff.
Words for Women to Live By 
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has Tires or Testicles it’s gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
‘Good friends are like stars………You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there’ ‘Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today’. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life, who might need a reason to smile!
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Pole Dancer Mouse
December 2, 2009 by Honey, under Funny Stuff.
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Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
November 24, 2009 by Honey, under Funny Stuff.
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs! ~Anonymous
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Pole Bruise Map
November 14, 2009 by Honey, under Funny Stuff.
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Haha!
November 9, 2009 by Delia, under Funny Stuff.
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Start off your morning right!
October 7, 2009 by Delia, under Funny Stuff.
How would you feel if you stepped on the scale in the morning and it always gave you a compliment? “you’re perfect”, “you’re gorgeous”, “you’re hot!”
I just love the Plush Size “Yay!” Scale. You can buy your own here.
